Harry Potter: Growing Pains

To critique Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, a septet of Haikus. Spoiler Alert?

More trouble, Harry?
Way to go with Dumbledore.
Call for help next time.

Little Miss Weasley
Potter could do much better.
Where did Cho Chang go?

Dear Hermione,
Do get your act together.
Ron is a hot piece...

More Luna Lovegood!
Coolest wizard at Hogwarts
Harry should hit that.

Trouble is afoot
How did Gollum replicate?
Don't drink my precious...

Yummy half-blood prince
Conflicting, angry wizard
I might love you, Snape.

Next chapter coming
How am I supposed to wait?
Should have read the books.